A banana for lunch... gatorade and chewable tums for dinner.

Pulling down your pants to show off your Dolly Parton thigh tattoo... to your boss?

Not being able to remember why you loved someone so much in the first place.

Acceptable? Maybe. But super depressing.

"breaking up" via text message?

slightly unacceptable.

hot child in the city,

Two gals.
Two dogs.
Hot night out on the town.

Acceptable?

Destroying your phone in a fit of rage... acceptable?

Getting out of bed for work at 9:00am when you have to be at work....at 9:00am, and not really caring.
Unwashed face and hair? No deodorant.
Reeking of booze.